He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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