Where are you?
In a non slutty way
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
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On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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