I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
They have beer where we have blood.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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