tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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