He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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