yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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