I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Randomize