Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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