I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
