After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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