apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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