You really coming over, don't trick.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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