I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Sorry about my life...
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Randomize
