idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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