Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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