problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just cropdusted the office
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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