At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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