When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Randomize
