I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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