i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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