So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
