so explain again why im purple
no
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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