I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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