why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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