She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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