Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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