I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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