i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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