How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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