I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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