she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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