I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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