FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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