Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Randomize
