I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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