no, he came in my armpit
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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