it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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