Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
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The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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