You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
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I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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