This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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