You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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