spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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