I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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