so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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