she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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