Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
