just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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