Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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