are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
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