yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
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i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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