Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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