remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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