when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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