quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
