how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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