I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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