I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
my shit smells like andre
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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