my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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