whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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